by Amanda C Vesty | Mar 25, 2021 | Beliefs in Afterlife, Humour, Uncategorised
Amusing musings from the one and only Gareth Davis. No not from me, oh no. You won’t be seeing me at any pearly gate or passing on for at least another 150 years and that’s if I die young. Before then I may even think of settling down a bit.. possibly...
by Jean Francis | Jul 14, 2020 | Ceremony, Environment, Funerals, Humour, Mementoes and Memorials, Well Being
Birth, life and death are interwoven. We cannot have one without the other. Pre-planning your own funeral or that of a loved one, need no longer be a harrowing duty! The process can, believe it or not actually be a healing and uplifting experience. When planning a...
by Amanda C Vesty | Jun 1, 2020 | Children, Environment, Humour, Uncategorised
, The Seagull A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. ‘Daddy, what happened to him?’ The boy asked ‘He died and went to Heaven,’ the Dad...
by Amanda C Vesty | Oct 10, 2019 | Humour, Poetry, Uncategorised
COFFEE IN HEAVEN by John Agard You’ll be greeted by a nice cup of coffee when you get to heaven and strains of angelic harmony But wouldn’t you be devastated if they only serve decaffeinated while from the percolators of hell your soul was assaulted By Satan’s fresh...
by Amanda C Vesty | Oct 1, 2019 | Children, Humour
The Death Of Cock Robin While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning voices of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his five year old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that a proper...
by Amanda C Vesty | Sep 20, 2019 | Funerals, Humour
A Timely Round A Timely Round… A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap,...
